True story: I was out in the boat a week or so ago, in shallow water, when something on the bottom caught my eye. Partially buried in the sand and silt I could see a shiny, metallic, ring-like object. I wish I’d thought of taking a picture so you could see how it looked, but I was too excited at the time. My heart was racing as I reached out to claim the long forgotten and perhaps even...precious prize.
This is what I got. Long forgotten at least. It's been decades since these were a thing.
Probably better this way. I don't want to start talking to myself in third person, living in holes, and clearing my throat in a grotesque manner.