You can’t be a successful Dictator and design women’s
underclothing. ~ a musing of Bertram Wooster; just a glimpse at the depths of
his profundity
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Author: P. G. Wodehouse (pronounced wood-house)
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Comic novel, British lit
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Published: 1938
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My edition: W.W. Norton & Company, 2011 (eBook)
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Setting: Totleigh Towers a fictional country estate
in Gloucestershire, England, pre-WWII
Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, Bertie to friends and family, is
twenty something, a bachelor, and idle rich, residing in London with his resourceful
valet Jeeves. The Code of the Woosters is "Jeeves #7": stories that were
serialized in The Saturday Evening Post and The Strand magazines. They can be
read in any order. Wooster has a talent for getting in trouble; Jeeves has a
talent for getting him out.
In this story, a desperate telegram from Bertie’s old chum Augustus
“Gussie” Fink-Nottle pulls him into the fray. Gussie has fouled things with his
fiancé, Madeline Bassett, and now the engagement is off, threatening Wooster’s
happy bachelorhood, as Madeline was previously, rather irrepressibly inclined
for Bertie, and is likely to re-engage, literally!
According to Wooster, she is a ghastly girl.
I call her a ghastly girl because
she was a ghastly girl. The Woosters are chivalrous, but they can speak their
minds.
He admits…
…Madeline Basset was undeniably of
attractive exterior—slim, svelte, if that’s the word, and bountifully equipped
with golden hair and all the fixings.
But…
She was definitely the sort of girl
who puts her hands over a husband’s eyes, as he is crawling in to breakfast
with a morning head, and says” ‘Guess who!’
Bertie is called to the scene, ostensibly to clear things up.
The reader who is familiar with Bertie’s tact and delicacy cannot be hopeful,
but for the knowledge that Jeeves will accompany. There are other complications,
involving blackmail, theft, arrest, assault, and a second imperiled engagement
of another Wooster chum.
It is all quite ridiculous, preposterous, and yet—in Bertie’s
world—somehow perfectly plausible.
It is great fun, a great read, a laugh-out-loud read, with
one minor detractor: I’ve seen it all portrayed flawlessly by Stephen Fry
(Jeeves) and Hugh Laurie (Bertie) in the wonderful television adaptation Jeeves
& Wooster. I wholeheartedly recommend both the written format and the TV
series. If you read first, picture Fry and Laurie in their respective roles.
My rating 4/5 stars
This was title #29 of 50 for The Classics Club Challenge –Round IV
Much of the charm is Wooster’s first-person narrative. A female
acquaintance compares Wooster to Sydney Carton, the self-sacrificing hero of A
Tale of Two Cities. Wooster is unimpressed.
Stiffy Byng thought me like Sidney
Carton. I had never met the chap, but I gather that he was somebody who had
taken it on the chin to oblige a girl, and to my mind this was enough to stamp
him as a priceless ass.
Or this bit of dialogue, when Bertie discusses a hostile
brute he had to blackmail. This brute was the leader of an intimidating fascist
group making noise in England. Bertie, through Jeeves, learned he was also secretly the prorietor of a women’s lingerie boutique. (Bertie speaking first, then
Jeeves)
‘You can’t be a successful Dictator and design women’s
underclothing.’
‘No, sir.’
‘One or the other. Not both.’
‘Precisely, sir.’
For the record, the “code” of the Woosters is…
"Never let a pal down"
Have you read The Code of the Woosters, or other stories in the series? What did you think? I bet you are not neutral.
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